.. .. Had one of the most Interesting yet Worse Fockin' Weekend .. .. But as of Last week Friday .. the day was the best ...
Friday i chilled all day with my sister and my butt buddy ... i took them to the mall ... we had our jokes here n' there ... saw my sister laugh her ass off really hard .. .. that her tummy was hurtin' her ... i also got 2 job offerings .. was offered a job in Maximo Leather and the Mens Apparel Department in Nordstrom ... n' then all that good timez went crashing down hill ...
oh ya .. SATURDAY ... The beginning of my "Hell Weekend" .. . .. First i woke up not too Lates for work ... i got ready you know took a shower ... n' wiped down n' all around ... once i was ready to G.O. i went n' picked up Mr Lex ... We drove to work .. n' right outside the freakin' Mall .. some dumbass driver tries to cut me off i jammed on the breaks n' slid off the road n' into an "Island Curb" ... the car was literally see-sawing inbetween on going traffic n' the Lane i had been in ...
For the driver that cut me off: .. tell me .. why the fuck would you try n' cut me off on a tight curving turn like that ... holy shit man .. you fockin' suck ... anyway i floored the breaks steered away from his car n' avoided the whole big accident n' complications of getting into an accident with some other car ... my bitchass brother tells me i should have never floored the breaks .. well his dumbass wasn't in the situation so he sayin' shit ... i knew myself if i didn't floor the breaks .. i would have went n' crossed that "Island Curb" n' went into ongoing traffic .. n' the some cars ... Just Fucked Up .. i Lost the Devil Dog "Celica" to avoid damaging the dumbass drivers car ... FOCKIN' BITCHASS
Well Later on that night i went out to my butt buddys' house since my sister was there ... i went there sang Kareoke .. ey .. i got a 93 on "All out of Love" n' 97 on this other song ... w00t holler ... lol ...few minutes later after singing i went to the mini van to get my phone in there .. bad luck strikes back at me n' cock smacks me on the face ... the Mini-Van Keys got locked IN the Mini-Van ... i called up Operator n' they forward me to 24hr Locksmith close by .. i called'em up .. n' woke the receptionist n' she told me there would be a $95.00 charge .. fock that shit ... i hang the phone up on her .. n' didn't get to go home till 3 in the morning ...
Sunday .. .. Crazy day at work ... Friend Mr. Lex was focked up from chillin' the night before with me ... (ya he was with me the time n' he's car keys too n' wallet got locked in the Mini-Van) he started work earlier than i did .. thus he lacked sleep ... n' he decided to leave an hour earlier ...leaving me n' my co-worker Mustapha alone with a long ass line of customers ... Mustapha gets pissed that Lex just left so he leaves to .. n' hahahaha my ass was there alone ... wa wa wa .. fockin' the line stretched all the way to the Milk Station we have outside by the pillar ... so gentleman .. offered to help me went over the counter n' just made all the drinks wrong .. it was fockin' hilarious .. where's my starbucks baristas when i need'em .. (Tim, Jen, Danny, Rick, n' so forth) .. .. LOL .. i was stuck there for a good 20 mins alone .. then Mustapha decides to come back .. we kick the other guy out .. n' he handle the line lil by little ...
well i got to talk to the manager in the Mens Apparel Department in Nordstrom .. n' she told me that she's gonna talk to my Espresso Bar manager n' work on my transfer ... she also told me that .. i could atleast be makin' well over $1,000 dollars a WEEK ... w00t ... but fock man . .. . i miss my Devil Dog ...
Fockin' Weekend ... | 
lol ... its a New Year, lets have a New start .. wadd'ya say eh? ...